hes got to be thinking “maybe if i stand REALLY still no one will notice me and rip open my butthole..” i only think that because he looks nervous.. behind that grin is FEAR..
I was sent this by a fellow weirdo today from a gatcha machine.. because we all know im SL’s main fashionista.. (major sarcasm) xD
thank you to the sender! x
turntechstridercest said: I just got back into playing SL, and I am so happy I found this blog. Oh man. I felt so alone in laughing at bad avatars. I really did. This gives me hope. Thank you. Thank you so much. You're wonderful.
:> thank you so much for the praise! I hope my head will still fit through doors after this message.. lol You definitely arent alone in noticing them and thinking WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT.. my first reaction is fear when it comes to proper strange avis.. then its laughter.. nervous laughter but it still counts.. welcome back to SL as well.. maybe next time theres an event you can drop by and say hullo.. :)
<3 thank you for the message! x
what is it with the prim crotchfruit on SL? Nothing like trying to hunt, and this shows up. High scripts, and the creatures making annoying sounds
ive never understood the fascination with spending a crap ton on boring unimaginative babies.. i dont get it for sex shit either.. but babies?? all you do is carry them around and they annoy the piss out of everyone around you.. if you want attention that bad just walk around with your boobs out or something.. at least those wont spam chat and have everyone in a 20M radius want to hang you up by your eyelids..
so to quote my favorite video game character of all time Tiny Tina.. “BURN ALL THE BABIESSSSSSS!!!!!!!” :)
Thanks for the submission!
hiii , I want to share this beautiful pic lol, I adore your page btw
t-rex arms.. tumor ass.. mange head AND not to mention the crème de la crème.. bling.. hooooly shit this is perfect.
thank you so much for the love and the submission! x
So I tp back to my sim/house and I find these two nasty looking chicks in my skybox house, fucking in it. I should have snapped a picture of them going at it, but I was so shocked to find them in the middle of my house up in the sky going at it.
I had one incident with them before, going at it in the middle of my store. I asked them politely to stop, to which they did. But to walk into my own home…holy shit.
theres something weird when you want to be preggo in SL but to have talon like nipples.. is the funniest shit ive ever seen.. imagine breastfeeding with those! theyd stab that kid right thought the head.. instead of regular old boring tassles youd have the new and improved baby tassles dangling from your tits.. oh man what a find.. lol
thank you for the submission! x
Found this at Magika tonight… have no idea what’s going on, but I checked and that’s an attachment, not another avi.
(you can use my name)
heres a gift to give the stage 5 clinger in your life.. to always feel the warmth and attention that you just dont feel like showing them yourself.. soooooo where do i get one? haha who am i kidding.. I’m going to need about 20.
Thanks for the submission!
are shoulders going out of fashion now or something? lanky ass arms and no shoulders.. oh boy.. new sl “trend” alert.. advert your eyes now! THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sighting of a possible australian..
Titanic 2.. the hoodrat edition
So digging through StrawberrySingh’s site I noticed more questionaires.. I’m an absolute nerd for questions of any kind. I love the inquisitive and being so.. It’s a strange want to get to know people in the most random way possible.. and with these it seems to be easier.
I was able to find a “Second Life Friends List” one that I was lucky enough to pull my friend Lolly in on. Firstly you ask your friend then you answer for yourself. Here’s our answers. Feel free to snag them for you and your friends.
- What is the number of contacts on your Second Life Friends List? 47
- Are you picky about who you add to your list or do you usually add most people? picky
- Who is your oldest contact? (check your calling cards) blue dog dixie
- Who is your newest contact? (check your calling cards) Random Person
- Do you know every single person on your list? no i dont know them all
- How many do you speak to on a daily (weekly) basis? I would say most I speak to regularly are 3 and its more like every two weeks or so
- How many do you see/get together with in-world on a daily (weekly) basis? 3 at most.. used to be a lot more
- Who on your list do you have the closest relationship with? you probably… when I was being more SL social
- Who do you wish you knew better? my newest contact is intriguing.. random person
- Who on your list is the funniest/most entertaining? YOU (to which i said it said most entertaining not most disgusting).. you are the most entertaining and the most disgusting I guess
- How did you meet most of the people on your list? (work, parties, etc…) mostly group get togethers
- Do you ever clean out your list? oh yes.. off with their heads
- Do you have a crush on someone in your list? thats a big no
- Is there anyone on your list that you would trust with your password? no but if someone hacked my account i wouldnt care
- What is the number of contacts on your Second Life Friends List? 107
- Are you picky about who you add to your list or do you usually add most people? Eh kind of sort of picky.. if theyve seen me from SLW or something ill add them no questions asked.. but if im in a sim and get a random add from someone whos perving or has said nothing.. i find it harder to add them.. i think thats pretty much everyone though, right?
- Who is your oldest contact? (check your calling cards) martinuspongus
- Who is your newest contact? (check your calling cards) Arcturus Itano
- Do you know every single person on your list? Sadly no.. i kind of wish i could meet every one of them and at least say hi.. you never know who youll kick it off with and have a lasting friendship with
- How many do you speak to on a daily (weekly) basis? Hmm.. maybe two that i can think of
- How many do you see/get together with in-world on a daily (weekly) basis? one.. and even thats a rare occurance
- Who on your list do you have the closest relationship with? on my list now id say lolly.. known the longest and talk to the most often
- Who do you wish you knew better? Everyone on it.. especially the random adds from SLW who ive yet to see!
- Who on your list is the funniest/most entertaining? I cant choose.. Ive known people on my list who dont come on anymore that i still think were funny and entertaining.. its not just one but a lot
- How did you meet most of the people on your list? (work, parties, etc…) SecondLifeWeirdo :)
- Do you ever clean out your list? Lately no.. its been forever since ive deleted anyone from it.. ive thought about doing it recently but id feel bad losing weirdos.. *shrugs* im a people hoarder
- Do you have a crush on someone in your list? theres a couple attractive people on my list.. i mean personality wise not avi looks.. although there are some good looking avis on it
- Is there anyone on your list that you would trust with your password? NOT A CHANCE.. :P
Thanks Lolly for letting me pick your brain a little bit.. Now for my next victim.. muahaha
do not check your calenders.. we did not just go back to the awesome fashions of “goth vampire scene” circa 2007
sighs.. SIGHS.. I’d love to know the mindset of the people behind avatars like this.. I bet its some timid little grandma tryin to get her freak on via SL.. and i dont know if that makes me feel better or worse..
why did they implant her with a couple of watermelons
the third one is what i like to call “BackBallitis.. very serious condition.. without treatment and care they can become extremely low hanging and sag well beyond her knees causing extreme irritation and/or extensive road damage that takes millions to repair.. think of the roads before you buy this thing! lol
You can use my tumblr name <3
this is what happens when the leg gap and being skinny thing goes too far.. also.. that goose neck reeeeeeeeeeeally does it for me.. reow ;)
thanks for the submission!